Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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