just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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