And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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