I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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