Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
