can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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