He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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