he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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