Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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