He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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