took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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