i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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