Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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