I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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