Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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