they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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