I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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