Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
