Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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