Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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