I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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