Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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