walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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