Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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