But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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