can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
