I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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