I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
we're so committed to being not committed
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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