She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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