i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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