I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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