And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
