idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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