She's JV to your varsity
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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