why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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