The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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