I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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