even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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