ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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