I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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