Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
