We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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