he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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