No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
