careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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