I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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