Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We need a shit load of segways right now
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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