Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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