in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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