You work out of a Hotel?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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