My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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